“Self Care Coochie Juice”

So, we all know that cranberry juice can help with UTI’s and whatnot, but it can also make your pussy sweet af.

Of course there are store bought options for cranberry juice but they’re all sugar and that completely defeats the purpose of what we’re trying to do here.

So here are the ingredients & instructions for this magical pussy potion:


-a bag of fresh cranberries (about 3 cups of cranberries)

– about 5 cups water 

– ½ cup turbinado sugar, honey or any other organic sugar 


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Instructions:

-rinse off the berries and put them into a medium sized pot.

-pour in about 4 cups of water (or enough to cover the berries) and set the 5th cup aside for later.

-bring the berries to a boil for about 5 minutes, until the berries burst.

-turn the heat down to a simmer, and simmer the berries on low-medium heat for about 10-15 minutes. stir occasionally.

-strain the juice through a fine strainer into a container. you can discard the berries or eat them.

-in another pot, pour in the water you set aside, and add in your sugar of choice (i used both turbinado and honey mixed together!) and heat it until the sugar melts. take off heat.

-slowly add the sugar solution to the juice, tasting as you go to make sure it’s as sweet as you want it. you can make more sugar solution if it’s not sweet enough.

-strain again into a pitcher to remove any little seeds, and put it into the fridge so it can chill.

 

Don’t be afraid to freestyle this recipe! Add other fruits! Let me know if you come up with anything good.

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